Saturday, November 11, 2006

An Open Letter to the Drunk Girls on the Orange Line Tonight

Dear Drunk Girls on the Orange Line Tonight,

1. Perhaps it's not such a good idea to be shouting your phone numbers to each other across the aisle so you could enter them into your phones, where any random bystander could take the number down for some future, unspecified nefarious purpose.

2. Similarly, once you leave whatever venue you've been partying in, taking off your bright orange wristbands is probably a good idea.

I'm just saying.

Warmest regards,

Joelogon

4 comments:

Adam said...

I think this is what you are looking for :)

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/search/mis/?query=m4w

joelogon said...

Ah, yes, the C-word. Never will you find a more wretched hive of scum and villany. -- Joe

Ryan Sandridge said...

Since the odds of the drunk girls on the orange line reading your blog is nearly nil, you should have taken down their numbers and called them to give them this advice.

I'm just saying.

joelogon said...

Well, that's the beauty about these here open letters: The receiving of the message is not nearly as important as the giving. -- Joe