2. MILF porn is now "Age Appropriate Porn"
|Nina Hartley, famous porn actress. Photo by Michael Dorausch, used under Creative Commons.|
|I can still become a redhead, though.|
* US Military (all branches)
* FBI Special Agent
* Air Traffic Controller
Technically, I can still become an astronaut, though my degree is in the wrong kind of science, and the end of the Space Shuttle program means no more Payload Specialist opportunities. (Of course, there's always the hope that SpaceX or Virgin Galactic are hiring Orbital Social Media Specialists.)
4. The first page of search results for "Thoughts on Turning 42" turns up articles that are incredibly banal. And this entry does not appear to be a C-C-C-C-Combo breaker.