Friday, December 08, 2006

Giving the Gift of Strep Throat to Lunch Thieves This Christmas

I wasn't going to do any more of these angry refrigerator notes, but this one was pretty elaborate:


The note reads:
"To the ignorant person who stole my lunch between yesterday and today:

I just wanted to let you know that I have strep throat and you'll notice that I had partially eaten the food. Don't be surprised if you get sick. I'm sure the visit to the doctor will cost more than would have paid if you bought your own lunch as opposed to stealing someone else's.

Also, since you're such a genius, I just wanted to remind you that what you did is stealing and it would be a shame that you'd lose your job for being a thief. ON second thought, it wouldn't be a shame; it would be great.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you and your family!"
I'm not making these up, nor encouraging the creation of the notes, or instigating in any way. Just documenting.

Anyway, I created a Public Flickr group for these sorts of things: Furious Fridge Notes - Lunch Thieves, Beware!


Anonymous said...

I don't understand lunch thieves. How could people lack that much common sense that they'd take half-eaten food?

Anonymous said...

Is it the same person's food that keeps getting stolen? The same types of food? Someone should set up a hidden camera! But then again, if he/she gets caught then the stolen lunch posts I so enjoy would cease.

Anonymous said...

Sometimes Free, is not.
Steal my Lunch from the Refer.
Get a sex disease.

Joelogon said...

Chanuck -- I don't know what you do with your lunch, and I don't want to know. -- Joe

Anonymous said...

Joe, I'm sorry for the comment mishap the other day. My Blogger had a horrible case of the hiccups.

Anonymous said...

Wow, someone must have had a really tasty looking lunch!

Joelogon said...

Golden Silence: And here I thought I was just really popular. -- Joe