Just a few random notes from church services on Easter Sunday.
* I hadn't been back home for Easter in a while; the church was packed to the rafters, standing room only (unlike, say Christmas).
Under those circumstances, trying to hold an entire pew for your alleged family qualifies as a mortal sin. (For everyone else, it's a test of faith.)
* Speaking of pews, they were awfully darn rickety and squeaky. I thought they were going to collapse, leading to a legion of broken ankles.
* During the reaffirmation of the baptismal vows ("Do you reject Satan and all his works, etc."), all I could think about was that scene from The Godfather.)
Yeah, I'm going to Hell.
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
If the Pews Are a' Rockin', Don't Collapse and Break My Ankles
Labels: dumb things, religion
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