* This particular spammer doesn't have anything to say about whether or not it wants kids, though one notes that felatio's heroes are "horny men who like to watch [it] show off on cam!" Yet felatio doesn't watch television, since "the commercials are dehumanizing."
A paradox for our time.
* Under Who I'd like to meet, felatio would "like to meet hard meat," so perhaps felatio should truck on over to Quiznos, since they have what real women need.
* Alas, there's a dealbreaker -- felatio professes to like Autechre; I saw them at the 9:30 Club a few years back. Didn't get it. At all.
In summary, the friend requests spams on the MySpace (which I don't really use) are quite out of hand.
On the plus side, though, that means I'm getting plenty of mail.
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