Went to the gym tonight. Leg day, which I hate, plus I'm pretty much starting from scratch, and it's 20-rep sets and clean eating (yeah, right) for the next 4-6 weeks.
Anyway, I made it through the weights, with 20 minutes on the Stairmaster for good measure. I thought I was going to keel over. And I was only on level 6 (not including warmup, cooldown, and several donut breaks).
Stumble forward to the shower. Liquid soap, shampoo and conditioner are provided in handy pump dispensers. I was pumped the conditioner a few times and was working it through my hair when I noticed that it was getting kind of... foamy.
Conditioner does not lather.
It was then that I noticed that two of the dispensers were labelled "Conditioner", but only one was the correct color. So I ended up soaping my hair.
It was not my fault.