Tuesday, December 06, 2005

How to Microwave Frozen Trader Joe's Shrimp Dumplings

1. Briefly rinse frozen shrimp dumplings under running water.
2. Place dumplings in microwaveable bowl. Cover.
3. Microwave on high for 1-2 minutes.
4. Go to bed after forgetting you were making dumplings.
5. Open the microwave 2 days later and try not to vomit as you throw the dumplings into the garbage.
6. Shortly afterwards, fish around in the garbage so you can double-bag the dumplings because garbage day is two days away.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

5th post in 3 hours... You bored tonight?

joelogon said...

"Just catching up," he said to the anonymous interloper who had been counting his posts.

Anonymous said...

Catching up to what?