Oh Lord, Please Let That Be a Dog Turd, Not Human

Thank you, dear neighbor (or passerby), for leaving that humongous turd in the common area directly in front of my house (thus making me, at least indirectly, responsible for it), between the hours of 2:30 and 10:00 AM on Wednesday, 8/15, which I can only hope and/or pray is canine in origin, not human.