* A newspaper ad from Safeway -- "Now accepting applications for temporary employees in preparation for a possible labor dispute":
Also, note that I am not considering applying at this juncture, as I am currently consulting right now. For realz.
* An ad insert for the Frito-Lay Family Sack:
I can't be the only person to think that "family sack" invokes a completely meaning. (And I'm not.) Nards.