They Say That You Shouldn't Post After You've Been Drinking

To those people, I would say,

Fuck that shit!!! Pabst Blue Ribbon!!!

(That's from Blue Velvet, for the Philistines.)

Actually, it was Victory Lager, not PBR.

Unsolicited advice to the impossibly young, hottie bartender at the local bar I frequent:

If your fella changes his personality that much when he drinks, perhaps you should ask him to not drink any more. And if he won't (or can't) stop, perhaps he shouldn't be your fella.

Tags: dumb things