People Doing Dumb Things

Here's an item tucked away in the Sept. 25 issue of People -- it's their "BEST (& Worst!) DRESSED" special double issue:

Correction: In a photo on page 124 of our Sept. 18 issue, the faces of Dalton and Dillon Corbin should have been digitally obscured. We regret the error.

Now, first off, I get People for free. It's usually a few days late, but it's free.

It's a "perk."

(Have I mentioned yet that I strongly believe that people who write in to the People MailBag to express an opinion on the latest celebrity whatever should, at the very least, be forcibly prevented from reproducing, and in certain cases, simply be euthanized outright?)

I still had the Sept. 18 issue lying around, so of course I had to check it out.

Turns out, the Corbin boys' mother was shot to death in 2004 (They found the body. They were 7 and 5. Nothing funny about that), and that the father's previous girlfriend was previously shot to death 16 years ago.

Anyway, the photo in question is pretty grainy and they're wearing hoodies, so this isn't the worst thing in the world for them (since, after all, the worst thing in the world has already happened for them.)

Tags: people mailbag, corbin murder, dumb things