Thursday, April 06, 2006

Immobilized

Got some healthy lifestyle seminar flyer-thing in my mailbox at ork today; I would have tossed it immediately, except it had one particularly notable line:

REGISTRATION OPTIONAL -- PARTNERS & NON-MOBILE INFANTS WELCOME


So, does "non-mobile" include babies that have been Liquid Nailed to a sheet of plywood?

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