I'm easing back into things.
Actually, I don't have to worry at all; not only do I have a comfortable savings cushion (that is, a big sofa cushion stuffed with cash), but according to my e-mail inbox:
* I've won at least two separate European lotteries.
* A US soldier deployed to Iraq e-mailed me, offering me a finder's fee to help him move some of Saddam Hussein's ill-gotten millions, which turns out to be, like, two million dollars. Hey, I support the troops.
Then again, if I'm looking for an honest, 9-to-5 gig, I got an unsolicited offer from a reputable company operating in Latvia. It seems pretty lucrative -- a $5000 USD guaranteed monthly income, and all I have to do is comply with all reasonable and lawful instructions given by the company.
Hey, they say upfront that they are reasonable and lawful.
So I got that going for me.
In other news, I'm apparently getting sick again. I blame a party I went to on Saturday... though in retrospect, I almost didn't go to that party because I'd had this massive headache. So maybe the other party-goers have something to blame me for.
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Lucky you. I just got an email telling me that I can make my man happy with one simple pill that will make my breasts bigger.
Other than that, sorry to hear your sick. If you don't pull through, can I have your stuff?
Dan: No. I'm taking my stuff with me.
You can't take it all with you. I call dibs on the sofa stuffed with cash.
Hope you feel better.
Prettyparker: Just you wait and see.
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