While there was no DC strip club license up for grabs this time around, there is a bankruptcy liquidation auction for an asphalt construction company, which features:
A John Deere backhoe (current bid, $14,250):
A few different dump trucks, including this 10-footer, a steal at its current, buy-me-and-pimp-me-up bid price of $2,150:
Imagine the faces of all those Hummer H2 wussies when you roll up in one of these babies.
Good for driveways and car-crushing (Mini Coopers only)