I read a bunch of Web forums that focus on tactics, self-defense, military strategy, disaster preparedness/wilderness survival and other various manly he-man pursuits. It's part of my training to become a well-rounded ninja and to better face the
impending zombie apocalypse.Even in the more enlightened of these sites, the politics tend towards staunch, rock-ribbed (though it's probably more like
dunlapped) Republicanism. Though the presence of socially-progressive Libertarians, gun-toting liberals and the token Democrat/European is usually tolerated.
However, on some of the other, harder-core tactical forums, if you don't conform to a certain political mentality, you're a
lieberal, freedom-hating terrorist sympathizer, and your opinions, and even your membership, are not welcome.
Defining characteristics of these inhabitants include:
- Thinking that Ann Coulter and Rush Limbaugh really do make a lot of sense
- Using terms like homicide bomber, comlib (commie liberal) and Islamofascist in a sincere, non-ironic fashion
- Having a definition of liberal that comes from a Jack Chick or John Birch Society tract
- Abilty to read NewsMax and Free Republic without laughing, crying or vomiting
Fetishizing Fear and Gear
It's a world that's incredibly fearful, but it's a kind of fear that thrives under the guise of preparedness.
I'm all for maintaining awareness of your surroundings at all times, knowing how to defend yourself, and being prepared. And I also know that the world is a dangerous place.
However, some of these guys (and they're invariably guys) fetishize this fear by imagining themselves in scenarios that belong in a tactical Penthouse Forum ("I never thought it would happen to me..."), where a father-raping, baby-killing, meth-abusing, home-invading ex-con is hiding in every shadow.
If you don't believe me, you haven't read any discussions about the
tactical use of public bathrooms. The extreme practitioners are kind of like me in high school -- avoid at all costs. My teen self parts company, though, when they say if it's an emergency, go with a buddy, use the end stall, and if you have to take a dump,
take one leg completely out of your pants so your feet aren't shackled together by your pants. I'm not kidding.
There's also a fetishization of tactical gear, where the pantheon of saints includes Kydex, Cordura nylon, paracord, anodized aluminum, and stainless steel (in your choice of flat black, desert tan, or olive drab). They say they don't do it, since it's about the man and mindset, not the materiel ... but they do it anyway.
And I'm not even getting into the guns...
Like 9/11-Truthers, Only Better-Armed
Now, getting into political discussions with these people is useless. It's like trying to discuss politics with my Dad (sorry, Dad). They see the world not just as black and white (which would be manageable) but as part of an
apocalyptic conflict between good and evil that's driven by the fervent belief that their own wacked-out religion is superior to everyone else's (but most especially Islam.)
In this world, moderates, and even advocates of realpolitik, are, at best, useful idiots.
Their hypocrisy is rampant, they consume information only from trusted resources, and they refuse to accept information that runs contrary to their worldview.
So they're like 9/11-truthers, only better-armed.
Holding a special place in their hearts is Islam (and not just radical Islam), which seems to have taken over where Communism left off. Just do a search-and-replace on Communism and Islam, right down to the the "fighting them over there so we're not fighting them over here" rhetoric, the sentiment that the politicians/media are losing the war, and the omnipresent threat of the domino effect.
Plus, throw in the Crusades and a dash of "GLASS PARKING LOT."
I'm no apologist for radical Islam. It can't be ignored that most of the world's active terrorist groups are associated with radical Islam, and no other terrorist ideology has embraced suicide bombing as readily (save for the
Tamil Tigers, I guess -- remember folks, just because you're brown, doesn't mean you're Muslim).
"
No greater love" is one thing, but as I said to Chuckie a while back, when your religion is being used as a justification for suicide attacks, maybe it's time for a hard reboot for your belief system.
Why is this? The denizens of these boards will say that Islam is inherently prone to this (they would probably just say "evil") and consider the part to be the whole.
These supertroopers forget that Christianity basically had a 1,300-year head start, a schism, a Reformation, a whole bunch of religious wars, and its own history of expansionism and ethnic cleansing, before we finally had a couple of hundred or so years of secularism that's helped to moderate things to the point where religious wackos look like wackos.
Chuck Norris and the WOLVERINES!!!
Anyway, many of these board denizens are insane, but the forums do provide some useful information for gearheads and mall ninjas. I stay out of anything resembling a political discussion, though when they see something like the
Salt Lake City mall shooting (which was
stopped by an armed, off-duty cop), they have a collective orgasm, since their online existence is validated.
Plus, some see that the mall shooter was originally from Bosnia, and they get all twitchy, looking to blame Islam and jump on the front lines of the impending Muslim invasion, to better set up their
Invasion U.S.A. fantasies (which are moderately less implausible, though infinitely less amusing, than their zombie outbreak scenarios).
I've even seen a few folks try to characterize the
2002 Beltway Sniper Shootings as domestic Islamic terrorism ("OMG, his last name was Muhammed!"), when if you actually know anything about the case, it's kind of obvious that it was domestic crazy terrorism (viz. his utopian vision for Crazy Black Boystown in Canada).
(These are the same folks who go nutso if you point out that if you use that same criteria, then Tim McVeigh and Eric Rudolph are Christian terrorists. Also, suggest that maybe some Iraqis see themselves as the WOLVERINES!! side of
Red Dawn and their heads might explode.)
Anyway, I will continue reading the useful sites and keeping my mouth shut (as I said, it's pointless to argue, and I prefer to not get banned because I like having my saved preferences), since it's a window into the mindset of a completely different reality and you can usually find good information on knives, flashlights and deals on ammunition.
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