Maybe this is something that everyone already knows. Or maybe it's something that a few people know, but no one else can find out about it because it's impossible to search for. (How do you query for anything related specifically to the word "the"? It's maddening.)
I just find it amusing that the first search result for the most common word in the English language is The Onion.
I also note that:
* The top result for "I" is Apple (I guess that shouldn't be a surprise)
* The top result for "me" is also Apple -- MobileMe (so it kinda succeeds, even in failure)
* For "this" it's the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (Buh? Anyway, This American Life is the second result)
I could run down the rest of the top 100 words or something, but that would be even more tedious and unfunny.