This Picture Speaks to Me

This AP photo from last week's Mardi Gras celebration in New Orleans speaks to me:

It says: "Hi, I'm an unoriginal douchebag who copied a costume that I saw in an e-mail, and this is the closest I'm ever going to get to breasts -- even drunk, Bourbon Street breasts -- without having to pay."

Tags: bourbon street, free mammogram, joke costume, mardi gras