Friday, October 14, 2005

Napkin Entry the Next: Hair Protocol

9:35pm, backbar, continued

I'm not positive, but I think I'm already well past my "Three ma'ams and a haircut" rule, which states that after being mistaken for a female three times, it's time to go get a haircut.

Let's see:

#1. Fellow at the bar last Friday.
#2. Cashier at the Trader Joe's checkout line on Sunday.
#3. Cafeteria orker behind the counter on Tuesday.

Yeah, that's three.

Be that as it may, though, I'm letting my hair grow and leaving my luxurious tresses, so fuck it.

4 comments:

Steve said...

Trying to return to the Iron Chef "chairman" guy hair length?

Just curious, but when exactly did "worker" morph into "orker". I had noticed the "cow-orker" in previous posts and just figured you were referring to a fat co-worker.

joelogon said...

It's just one of those things.

voice of the conscious said...

Don't even ask what he does to 'colleague'.

joelogon said...

I have no idea what that means, but I'm afraid anyway.