Here are the some of the headlines from the 1/6th page ads on page 111 of the print version of the Baltimore City Paper (which I picked up at the previously-referenced festival):
Have you used Crystal Meth?
Alcohol and Sedative Users Needed
Have You Used Club Drugs?
Addicted to Narcotics?
4 of the 5 were for Johns Hopkins-affiliated studies.
The other (the alcohol-only study) was for NIH.
Guess we know who parties harder.