Why are we so fat? An updated list

The data and my photogenic memory show that we are much fatter than we used to be. Why? Taking the blame this week... emulsifiers:

 What else is making us fat? I did exhaustive research:

Emulsifiers join a long and distinguished list, which also includes:

Antibiotics in people.

Antibiotics in animal feed.

BPA.

Gluten.

Salt.

Sugar.

Fat.

Salt Sugar Fat.

Suburbs.

Television.

Diet soda.

Regular soda.

Screen time.

This.

Smartphones.

Note: Not actually smartphones.

Bread.

Marketing.

Cars.

Lowfat food.

Portion sizes.

Yes, this is a shoop.

Cheap food.

Roof pudding.