* I ate a sandwich that I'd been keeping in the work fridge, despite this warning sign:
* I ate 7-year-old Raisin Bran
FACILITIES FLASH - Loss of Power to Refrigerator - Power to the building was lost for approximately 5 1/2 hours last night, including the refrigerator.
Please verify perishable products before use and if in doubt, discard the product.
* I took a time-release Tylenol tablet, even though it had been broken into 4 pieces.
It's a miracle I survived.