Reference the chicken drumsticks I made earlier in the week. I was heating them up in the office microwave and ready to take them back to my desk. Things started to get complicated, since I also had a takeout tray of salad and a cup of ice. I stack things and start to move. Due to this thing which I am told is called "inertia", the chicken started to slide. In an effort to hold this system of untethered objects together, I managed to pull it to my stomach -- in affect, halting the movement of the chicken with my shirt.
Attentive readers will note that the sauce on said chicken is a relatively thick, dark and oily sauce.
It was a nice shirt, too.