Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Dumb Things: Lightning Round

* I'm all out of bubblegum.

* Bazooka Joe comics are as dumb as ever.

* A 5-cent piece of Bazooka Joe bubblegum is the same size as the old 3-cent piece.

* If I buy Everlasting Gobstoppers, I will eat them. Quickly.

* I bought a DVD (Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle: Extreme Unrated Edition) two Saturdays ago. I opened it last Saturday. The case was empty.

* Due to a team outing to Annapolis, I missed the last terrestrial broadcast of the Ron & Fez show.

* During that same outing, I lost a glove.

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