Wednesday, May 18, 2005

Rolling With the Forties

The scale in the doctor's office says I'm just over 140.

This is after a 12-hour fast, too.

But wait, I tell the nurse, let me empty my pockets. I have a lot of stuff in my pockets.

I empty my pockets and take off my shoes.

Still 140.

I haven't gotten any taller, either.

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