The Terra Cotta Warriors exhibition at the National Geographic Museum opened last week. I don't have any plans to go, because (I don't get to be travel snob very often, so I'm going to savor this) I saw the real deal, the whole shebang, in Xi'an, during a trip to China in 2003.
It was a family trip, as well as a group tour, so it's not like I have much to be snobby about.
To celebrate the exhibition's arrival in DC, I dusted off my official, made in China and bought in Xi'an, souvenir miniature terra cotta warriors, no doubt made with the finest locally-sourced lead and arsenic-tainted industrial byproducts available:
The set started changing color pretty much immediately after purchase. I'm actually surprised that they haven't crumbled yet.
Okay, back into the box.