Bisnow's Singles Schmooze is Tuesday night. Billing itself as "Two hours of Cocktails, Hors D'Oeuvres & DC's Most-Eligible Professionals," I haven't been and don't plan to.
Here's the event invitation email, presented with an unfortunate truncation, a big red box, and no further comment:
I can't attest to the accuracy of either the tagline or the subject line. Register now.