Monday, November 21, 2005

Dude, Just Stop Talking

Update: Got another e-mail from the fellow with gender identity issues:

In that case I blame it on the picture. As it stands, the hair only adds to what amounts to be a very feminine appearance. This is mostly due to the high, prominent cheeckbones and the sarp, well rounded chin.

Of course, upon magnificantion I see the Adam's Apple, so... it's a trap!

So hey, killer look, apologies for the confusion, I did not mean to slight you when writing either e-mail. But hey, without paying attention to detail... I'd hit it!

If I had to guess, I would say that he's a Farker (I guess I should say fellow farker, since I lurk there), because of the "it's a trap" cliche and the "I'd hit it!" (though that's pretty ubiquitous).

Also, I am very uncomfortable right now.

In the words of Heat's Michael Cheritto (played by Tom Sizemore): Stop talking, okay slick?

3 comments:

Susie said...

Viva la ambiguity!

He's just jealous you have such baby soft skin.

Cheers Joe dear.

joelogon said...

I knew there was a reason I liked you.

I take back all the things I said about your brother being (possibly) more talented than you.

Susie said...

Ha!

PS I need a better little pic. This one mashes up my face when commenting and makes me look like a madwoman. No one would "hit it" based on this pic.